Meet Chunky. The cat your mother warned you about… but still secretly wants to cuddle.
This gloriously chaotic T-shirt features a mischievous feline inspired by classic horror slashers – complete with a suspiciously sharp knife and a look that says: “Feed me now… or else.”
Perfect for cat lovers with a dark sense of humour, horror fans, and anyone who enjoys wearing something that makes strangers do a double-take in Tesco.
Why this tee is dangerously good:
- 😹 Hilarious horror parody – a twist on a cult classic, now with extra fluff
- 🐾 Ultra-bright, detailed artwork that pops on the black shirt
- 👕 Soft and comfy – suitable for running, hiding, or feeding your murderous cat overlord
- 🎁 Perfect gift for cat addicts, horror geeks and mischief-makers
- 📸 Guaranteed conversation starter (and possibly a few nervous laughs)
Ideal For:
- Horror movie marathons
- Halloween parties
- Cat shows (for the fearless)
- Anyone living with a “Chunky” of their own
Warning: Wearing this may cause sudden bursts of evil cackling. Also attracts ginger cats.
