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Extended Dispatch Times: Annual Holiday. ALL orders placed after 2.00 pm on Friday 30th January will NOT be dispatched until Monday 9th February 2026.
Extended Dispatch Times: Annual Holiday. ALL orders placed after 2.00 pm on Friday 30th January will NOT be dispatched until Monday 9th February 2026.

The Twat Cat Birthday Card – Because Honesty is the Best Policy

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Nothing says "Happy Birthday" quite like a passive-aggressive cat delivering the ultimate backhanded compliment. This judgmental furball has taken a break from knocking things off shelves to express its true feelings—while begrudgingly acknowledging your special day.


Perfect for friends who appreciate brutal honesty, a bit of sass, and the undeniable charm of a round, unimpressed feline. Bonus points if the recipient owns a cat who shares the same level of disdain. 🎂🐱💨


  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Card measures: 15cm x 15cm
  • Envelope included
  • Gloss Finish


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